Rut ro!
Posted: 2010-03-23
Hold off on the celebrations though. They were last seen ejecting out of a flaming jet fighter going "curssssssse you Joes!!!" and will probably come back under a new name. But for the moment, the best part of this article is this:
"ACORN has faced a series of well-orchestrated, relentless, well-funded right wing attacks," the group said in a statement announcing the moves.
False on multiple counts:
- Well-orchestrated. Right. So well orchestrated, in fact, that these same dumbasses got caught trying to bug an elected official's phone using a technique ripped out of The Italian Job
- Relentless. No. Six videos across the country sounds like covering all your bases to me.
- Well-funded. If they spent more than $500 on those costumes and the camera combined, I'll be surprised. Whoops, can't forget domestic plane fare too. Those damned kids must be rolling in Benjamins. Fuckin' blue-bloods.
- Right-wing attacks. Is it an attack when someone with more conservative views than you exposes you for the lying, thieving, sneaky wolf-in-sheep's-clothing that you are? Don't think so. That's not an attack; it's an unveiling.
Just admit it ACORN, you would have gotten away with it too if it weren't for those meddling kids. Good riddance.