Why don't you pass the time by playing a little solitaire?

Posted: 2010-06-25

It's smash and grab, no different than a guy walking down Fifth Avenue and smashing the window at Tiffany's and reaching in and grabbing what's in the window."
-Joe BIden

From Exactly What I Predicted Would Happen. If, as a card-carrying left-winger, you believe no other ills about the Obama administration, then you better god damned well understand what I am about to write here. I'll put it in short sentences and punctuate it with a fair bit of illogic so you can understand it.

Firstly, Joe Biden does not like your stupid computers and fancy MP3 players. To him, they're nothing but tools for you to steal with. His voting record regarding technology leaves no question (source). Furthermore, wackadoo-purple-kikakika-flibbaflabba.

Secondly, the RIAA has been dreaming of a time when they no longer have to worry about spending their own money (narf!) to persecute their customers. That dream is soon going to be a reality. It's one thing to be a defendant in a civil court; it's another entirely to be one in a criminal court. Imagine a world where downloading one single 2-4 megabyte file costs you $750 in penalties, or the legal fees if you choose to fight a battle against your own government. Fjords.

This is the world you helped create when you voted. You spent all that time worrying about Palin and what she would do as Vice President when the bigger threat to your personal freedoms was right there all along, promising change. Well, thank you for imposing your change on me...you four-necked flaming giraffes.