Work Experience:

Resumé available upon request. Now that the obligatory part's over, let's go a bit more in-depth. I've:

• worked for the past six years as a program developer, platform researcher, and general go-to guy for a local municipality
• run a one-man small-business and home consulting shop based in Westchester County, New York for the past four years.
• jumped out of a plane. Well, it was more like falling. Okay, I fell out of an airplane. If you can do that, you can pretty much adapt yourself to anything. Two miles above the Earth is not a normal environment for a human being.